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*Firebird*
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http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rkuf8xF5Ac&feature=related
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Biene_Maja
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| Posted: 2008-07-31 13:39:46 Post subject: |
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I like the music from the Wise Guys. They're great in concert! 
another german text...
eine sehr anschauliche Erklärung für das Abseits:
...lieber Schatz. bevor Du mich während der EURO 08 die ganze zeit nervst mit der Frage, warum der Schiri Abseits gepfiffen hat, erzähl ich Dir diese Geschichte:
Du befindest Dich in einem Schuhladen und stehst an der Kasse. Vor Dir in der Schlange steht nur noch eine einzige Dame, eine nette, sympathische Erscheinung. Sie scheint die Kassiererin zu kennen, gehören wohl irgendwie zusammen.
Auf einmal entdeckst Du auf dem Regal hinter der Kassiererin ein Paar Schuhe, in das Du Dich sofort verliebst. Du hast zwar schon genügend Schuhe, aber dieses Paar ist einzigartig, Du musst es einfach haben, dieses Paar ist nur geschaffen worden, um Dir zu gehören, Du musst es besitzen, damit Dein Leben glücklich weitergeführt werden kann, es geht nicht mehr ohne dieses Paar...!
Plötzlich bemerkst Du, wie die Dame vor Dir in der Schlange, mit demselben Paar liebäugelt ... die blöde Kuh! Per Blickkontakt signalisiert sie, dass das Paar nicht in Deine Hände gelangen soll.
Ihr beide habt nicht genügend Geld dabei, um das Paar zu bezahlen. Vordrängeln macht keinen Sinn ohne bezahlen zu können. Die Verkäuferin schaut Euch geduldig an und wartet.
Deine Freundin, die gerade im Laden andere Schuhe anprobiert, erkennt Deine missliche Lage und reagiert, wie es natürlich eine solidarisch-loyale Freundin tut , die man in einer Extremsituation wie dieser braucht. Sie plant, Dir ihr Portemonnaie zuzuwerfen, damit Du das hinterhältige, fiese Biest vor Dir, geschickt umrunden und die Schuhe kaufen kannst. Sie wird Dir den Geldbeutel über sie hinweg nach vorne werfen, und während dieser sich in der Luft befindet, umrundest Du das Miststück, fängst das Geld und kaufst blitzschnell die Schuhe.
Aber! So lange Deine Freundin den Akt des Zuwerfens nicht abgeschlossen hat, d.h. das Geld sich noch in ihrer Hand und nicht in der Luft befindet, darfst Du Dich beim Überholen zwar auf gleicher Höhe, aber nicht schon vor der anderen Kundin befinden.....
....... andernfalls bist Du im Abseits!
und jetzt müsste es sitzen...  )) |
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UndeadLord
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| Posted: 2008-07-31 17:03:18 Post subject: |
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So, it's a guy trying to explain to his girl what offside is in football and...
...bla bla bla...
... and that's why you would be offside!
Anyhoo, that's Russell Peters. He's a stand up comedian and he's pretty funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-1kp777NM
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*Firebird*
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| Posted: 2008-07-31 20:44:03 Post subject: |
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Another german video. The synchronisation is so stupid that it is already fun! Young girls would hate it. 
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=YF5k0n25p_E
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*Firebird*
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| Posted: 2008-08-01 10:02:02 Post subject: |
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| Biene_Maja wrote: | | I like the music from the Wise Guys. They're great in concert! |
Yes, they are!  Do you know the song "Das fremde Wesen"? Great songtext; the male and the female part. If you wanna hear it, here you go (song ends at 4:15 min, at the end of video there is something else added, but it's the best video I found for that song): http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=db3VbE7D5jc
Btw, good explanation for "Abseits".
Here is something else for people who wanna know, something about themselves and maybe their future.
http://www.gummibaerchen-orakel.ch/orakel/
You can choose between 2 different kinds of Orakel (one for normal and one for love), or you can get the meaning of a special gummi bear combination. But don't take it too serious!
If you are interested I got 2 red, 2 white and 1 orange today in normal Orakel. 
Oh, and sorry for all that german stuff, to all who don't understand!
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UndeadLord
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| Posted: 2008-08-02 14:26:48 Post subject: |
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In the serie "Know thy self"; the gay-o-meter.
I think it made its appearance on BUF some time ago, but it never hurts to refresh your mind and see in which direction your habits change.
Unlike the Orakel thingy, this is to be taken very seriously.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
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spm1138
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| Posted: 2008-08-02 14:33:04 Post subject: |
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*Firebird*
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| Posted: 2008-08-02 20:49:37 Post subject: |
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| UndeadLord wrote: | | the gay-o-meter. Unlike the Orakel thingy, this is to be taken very seriously. |
Funny thing Undead. But I doubt it is really serious, cause it's easily predictable which result you will get, if you choose certain replys, in case you know a little bit about such tests.
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Psychomorph
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*Firebird*
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| Posted: 2008-08-06 15:27:14 Post subject: |
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Goethe goes english, hehe. A little morbid story that you should watch until the end.
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=ETjoi1E8TVE
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Carpetsmoker
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